Thursday, January 22, 2009

Names

Name list from IBOT:

Velorution (pseudo-dyslexic spelling of 'revolution' - includes 'velo' for bicycle)
Velohalla (play on 'valhalla' - or viking heaven - again 'velo' for bike)
Bike Core
Spokes Council
Orlando Bike Co-op or City Beautiful Bike Co-op (CBBC)
Wicked wisdom
The Pie Plate (bsnyc joke, of course)
ombc - orlando mounted bicycle collective
Re-Cycle
Regional Organization for Bikes On The Streets...or. R.O.B.O.T.S.
bicycle your orlando blocks --- BYOB!
byob - build your own bike
rusted chain bicycle collective
seized bottom bracket bicycle collective
broken spoke bicycle collective (not to be confused with broken spoke saloon)
severed derailleur cable bicycle collective
throttle grip bicycle collective
toe-overlap bicycle collective
njs supermarket
stripped nut bicycle collective
saddlesore
RE-saddlesore
bike crisis (thanks keri)
bikeage (a la descendents)
scott stapp bikes
disneyland bike collective
velocipede
vintage city cycles --parody--
victory cycles --parody--
kyles bike collective --parody--
glory bicycles --parody--
old town cycles --parody--
mango cycles --parody--
daves co-op --parody--
robot coop
ROBOCOOP ( ride on bikes orlando - co op ) jaja
"YOULOCK"BICYCLE COOP
"CHAIN BREAKER"
peddleophiles
Velo, Goodbye!
jeromey spoke (get it?) in class today
Face Full of Coop
flew the coop
hangin with mr coop
Ye Olde Bicycle Co-Oppe?
a sprok-work orange
Bike All Collevtice (BAC)
'our streets' bicycle collective
twisted nipple collective
407 bike co-op
"not bikings"
"cops are the future"
Bike City.
The Hub and Spoke
seat & guts
"The old frame and spoke"
"the rusty chain"
the grape and van.
robotlegs coop
"the broken leg"
Pedal to the Pavement
the bike shack?
"THis is BIKE CO-OP"
Crank it up co-op
the spoke'n sprocket -----
SpokieDokie!
the seat post clamp and crown race
Orlando Cycle Co Op OCCO
"das fucked up bikez"
the old my knee hurts and I gotz a broken crank
orlando bicycle co-op
valve and stem
h+team
"Wheels and Driver"
"cops are the future"
"Flew the coop"
"a sprok work orange"
"Wal-Mart"
"Bikes, Bikes, and Bikes"
"Wendy's"
co-ops are the future
cyclocops
the rusted frame
lazarus frames/co-op/bikes
tiger army
frames r' us
metaladeth
seizin' of chains (play of season of change)
CogEaters.
skunk ape bikes
skunk ape bicycle collective
skunk ape bicycle cooperative
skunk ape cycles
the workhorse
DIYBIKE
fixyourbikeherefree (or fiyobiherf for short, naturally)
bikczsks
das uberbikens kollective
Bikelslovakia.
The bike republic.
Afbikeastan.
Bikegeria.
American Apparel.
crankslovakia, cranksylvania
american APEarrel
Bikefirmary.
Cycling Outreach Of the People... C.O.-O.P.
Balancing Efforts to Kill Excessiveness... B.I.K.E.
Fork Yeah
bike shelter
rescued bikes
zurg bicycles
peter frametown
Coop Kids
The 'X' (X = Street) Bicycle Revival

I'd like to go out on a limb and propose that we strike the jokes from this list:
-wicked wisdom
-njs supermarket
-RE-saddlesore
-scott stapp bikes
-vintage city cycles --parody--
-victory cycles --parody--
-kyles bike collective --parody--
-glory bicycles --parody--
-old town cycles --parody--
-mango cycles --parody--
-daves co-op --parody--
-jeromey spoke (get it?) in class today
-facefullofcoop
-flew the coop
-hangin with mr coop
-"not bikings"
"-cops are the future"
-the grape and van.
-the old my knee hurts and I gotz a broken crank
-tiger army
-frames r' us
-metaladeth
-American Apparel.
-american APEarrel

I'm thinking of a reliable way to collect votes. diebold, whats up?
ryan!

5 comments:

  1. I'm thinking many more of those are jokes. I don't remember anyone posting wal-mart. That's freakin funny.

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  2. I seriously laughed so hard at "wal-mart" and "tiger army"

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  3. when i posted tiger army not every realized it was a joke.

    TIGER ARMY NEVER DIE!!!!!!1

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  4. Re-cycle is good i like bikefirmary too.
    -jtron

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